notyourfriendnotyourlover:

I want to work out and be healthier

But I also don’t wanna do that

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

cutec0uplelove:

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

dt