December 2011
rosetylerr:
russell brand and katy perry are getting a divorce
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NO THEY ARE NOT?!?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?! WHY!
My mom (picking up a business card from the store Quark Soup): What does this word mean? Quark?
Me (terribly excited): A quark is a fundamental constituent of matter!!
My mom: Oh, my german friend told me an ingredient in cheesecake and that's what I thought--
Me: Well, it's not, in fact A QUARK IS A FUNDAMENTAL CONSTITUENT OF MATTER OBSERVED IN 1968 THROUGH DEEP ELASTIC SCATTER!
My mom: Oh. Well, thanks?
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alex gaskarth blog entries: There is a legacy in the making, being traced in the sands of time, tripped up and slowed by fleeting wishes that come and go like summer rain, carried on the wings of an undying faith in a promise that there is something on the other side of the horizon worth being found. I am drawn to that unknown like a fish on a line, yet, the hands of fiends lay claim to idle stride— and from the top of every tower, of every wall built to stand in my way, they perch, punching holes in the Earth and filling them with oceans of misguided ambition that I am forced to sail, blindly, on the ebbs and swells of my lost hopes and dreams.
alex gaskarth lyrics: THAT GIRL THAT GIRL SHES SUCH A BITCH
When your teacher complains about having to grade... →
Bitch you gave us the work!
Acronyms →
LOL
ROFL
LMAO
LMFAO
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That one rich friend that buys new stuff every day... →
and I’m just here like
At Their Headquarters →
Google
Facebook
Tumblr
Dear vending machines, →
Sorry if my dollars aren’t straight enough for you.
Sincerely,
Stop Being so Homophobic.
How I feel in the hallways at school: →
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My friends always tell me I'm the dumb one. →
And I’m like:
But then I turn around and say stuff like:
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when... →
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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If Harry Potter and Voldemort had a child it'd... →
I mean, look at him:
How i eat in front of my crush : →
How i eat in front of my friends:
That awkward moment when you're kicking ass at... →
When your bestfriend finds out you have gum →
and they’re all like:
and you’re all like:
” fineeee”
then next thing you know you’re like:
I like smelling new books →
The teacher is giving out the test scores, and you... →
That funny moment where you do something silly... →
And instead of being embarrassed or telling you to stop, they join in like: